Movie Murders

February 17, 2012

As i look at this strange black screen, I cant help but feeling confused. How am I supposed to carry out my evil plans when all this technology lets people keep an eye on me at every moment of every day? I still lead my husband Macbeth in everything he does. He just cant seem to build up the courage and bravery into planning these murders himself. We are going to a movie tonight, titled "Twilight". I heard that this involved vampires so I am looking forward to seeing the bloody killings by the immortals on the human beings. If anyone comes in my way tonight, they will not see the daylight because I am capable of devilious things. No one will step in my way, and thats a fact. Oh, and if any little children cry during the movie, I will personally run through the black theatre, grab the disruptive child, and bash their brains out. Let that be a warning to all of you who are thinking of attending the movie tonight. It would be in your best in your best interest to leave the little ones at home, unless you wish to lose your child tonight.


- Lady Macbeth